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Competitors approach an obstacle during the 'Tough Guy Challenge' in Staffordshire, England. Some thousands take part in the biannual assault course, and are challenged by 21 different obstacles, including, fire, tunnels and swamps to complete the track.

'OK, next time we're going to a singles bar.'

--Maggie, Seattle

'This is the last time I am going with you guys on vacation!'

--Angela, NYC

'I think we should re-evaluate what 'bonding' really means to us.'

--Michael

'When you said we were going ‘off-roading,’ I assumed we’d be in a 4x4.'

--Ken M., Denver

'…and that was our brick making pit. Next stop sausage making factory. Watch out for those pigs…'

--Angela C., NYC

A model wears a creation made of chocolate during a fashion show at the World Chocolate Wonderland, a chocolate theme park, in Beijing.

'We call this the 'Cocoa' Chanel.'

--Amber P., Boston

To keep up morale in the chocolate factory, Willy Wonka gave the Oompa Loompas an upgrade.

--Denise C., New York

'Willy Wonka? Please...I'd like to see him look this good in candy!'

--Nathan M., Dallas

Tara’s latest strategy to landing a part in a movie was to make casting crews think she was in Avatar, without having to lie and actually say that she was.

--David , Chicago

I didn't know The Mad Hatter found a bride - What a perfect match!

--Annonymous

Starfish tries to eat woman...FAILS.

--Michael E.

Finalist on 'Dancing With The Starfish.'

--Mark Z., Plano, TX

The chocolate shirt is an innovative take on body food. Looks like its working out way better than my attempt with extra creamy butter.

--Dan L.

Cast members Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning arrive for the premiere of the film 'The Runaways' at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah.

'Oh, was I supposed to shower and look decent for a premiere?....awkward.'

--Brooke, Philadelphia, PA

'Don't piss her off. She bites.'

--Christina, Boston, MA

Announcing the Courtney Love/Amy Winehouse Duet Tour!

--Zach, Denver, CO

'She’s no Robert Pattinson but she’ll do…'

--Leanne E., Chicago

'Yikes…thank goodness I put my cell phone on vibrate!'

--Michael L., NYC

A model displays a creation as part of the Dolce&Gabbana Fall/Winter 2010/11 Men's collection during Milan Fashion Week.

'Look … I'm Chandler Bing … could I BE wearing any more clothes!?'

--Ana, Chicago, IL

'I love air conditioning.'

--Eric G.

One of Aspen's homeless.

--Matt, Chicago

'Do these outfits make me look fat?'

--Elizabeth, Denver

'I hate when my mother dresses me like this...'

--Sanya, The Woodlands